Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done(not gonna do it). Then repost as you're __% virgin.
Bold takes too much effort.
1. Smoked. [Yes] Twice, shit sucks.
2. Drank alcohol. [Yes]
3. Cried when someone died. [Yes]
4. Been drunk. [Yes]
5. Had sex. [Yes]
6. Been to a concert. [Yes]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. [Yes]
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. [Yes]
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [Yes]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. [Yes]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [Yes]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. [Yes]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.[Yes]
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. [Yes]
15. Been to prom. [Yes] Formal, Amerifag.
16. Cried at school. [Yes]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. [Yes]
18. Went streaking. [Yes]
19. Given or received a lap dance. [Yes]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [Yes]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [Yes]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [Yes]
23. Kissed a stranger. [Yes]
24. Hugged a stranger. [Yes]
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car. [Yes]
27. Gotten an x-ray. [Yes]
28. Hit by a car. [Yes] {Although more of ran into it myself}
29. Had a party. [Yes]
30. Done serious drugs. [Yes] Just a few left to cross off
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. [Yes] {Even finished fully clothed}
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home. [Yes] I ran away 2 states
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi. [Yes]
36. Bought porn. [Yes]
37. Watched porn. [Yes]
38. Made porn. [Yes]

39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [Yes]
40. Been in love. [Yes]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
41. French kissed. [Yes]
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [Yes]
43. Cried yourself to sleep. [Yes]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself. [Yes]
46. Shot a gun. [Yes]
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. [Yes] for 4 years
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [Yes]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [Yes]
50. Watched an animal die. [Yes] KAMIKAZE BLUEBIRD!!
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49%
51. Watched a person die. [Yes]
52. Kissed/messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. [Yes]
53. Pranked somebody. [Yes]
54. Put somebody in the hospital. [Yes]
55. Snuck into your room after being out. [Yes]
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. [Yes]
57. Dressed punk. [Yes]
58. Dressed goth. [Yes]
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race. [Yes]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
61. Avoided somebody. [Yes]
62. Been stalked. [Yes]
63. Stalked someone. [Yes] Was after the fuckers head
64. Met a celebrity. [Yes]
65. Played an instrument. [Yes]
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself accidentally. [Yes]
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. [Yes]
70. Been to a wild party. [Yes] 2 hours then the cops broke it up
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 32%
71. Got caught stealing something. [Yes]
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [Yes]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. [Yes]
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. [Yes]
75. Got arrested. [Yes]
76. Been pregnant. Only add a yes if you include knocking someone up
77. Babysat. [Yes]
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. [Yes]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 26%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [Yes]
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. [Yes]
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. [Yes]
85. Sat on your butt all day. [Yes]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. [Yes]
87. Had a job. [Yes]
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. [Yes]
89. Been called a whore. [Yes]
90. Danced like a whore. [Yes]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 15%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident. [Yes]
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. [Yes]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. [Yes]
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. [Yes]
97. Been rejected. [Yes]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. [Yes]
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [Yes]
100. Been raped. [Yes] And thus my fearof Viagra
PERCENTAGE TOTAL: 7%
7% virgin, Not so innocent now am I?
how goes it
--
Wash away the stressful days,
In beautys gaze but simply play,
As life is meant to be enjoyed,
Not wrought with pain, a darkened void.
- *kiwi-damnation
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