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About Me Member Deviously Deviant Cwn-AnnwnMale/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 10 Months
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Mon Feb 2, 2009, 2:54 AM
  • Listening to: Skeletons - Wednesday 13
  • Reading: Six Sacred Stones by Matthew Reily
  • Watching: A huge computer fan
  • Playing: A dangerous game
  • Eating: Crisps
  • Drinking: Tawny Port & Red Bull
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done(not gonna do it). Then repost as you're __% virgin.

Bold takes too much effort.

1. Smoked. [Yes] Twice, shit sucks.
2. Drank alcohol. [Yes]
3. Cried when someone died. [Yes]
4. Been drunk. [Yes]
5. Had sex. [Yes]
6. Been to a concert. [Yes]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. [Yes]
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. [Yes]
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [Yes]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. [Yes]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [Yes]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. [Yes]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.[Yes]
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. [Yes]
15. Been to prom. [Yes] Formal, Amerifag.
16. Cried at school. [Yes]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. [Yes]
18. Went streaking. [Yes]
19. Given or received a lap dance. [Yes]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [Yes]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [Yes]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [Yes]
23. Kissed a stranger. [Yes]
24. Hugged a stranger. [Yes]
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car. [Yes]
27. Gotten an x-ray. [Yes]
28. Hit by a car. [Yes] {Although more of ran into it myself}
29. Had a party. [Yes]
30. Done serious drugs. [Yes] Just a few left to cross off

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. [Yes] {Even finished fully clothed}
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home. [Yes] I ran away 2 states
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi. [Yes]
36. Bought porn. [Yes]
37. Watched porn. [Yes]
38. Made porn. [Yes] :paranoid:
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [Yes]
40. Been in love. [Yes]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%

41. French kissed. [Yes]
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [Yes]
43. Cried yourself to sleep. [Yes]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself. [Yes]
46. Shot a gun. [Yes]
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. [Yes] for 4 years
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [Yes]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [Yes]
50. Watched an animal die. [Yes] KAMIKAZE BLUEBIRD!!

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49%

51. Watched a person die. [Yes]
52. Kissed/messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. [Yes]
53. Pranked somebody. [Yes]
54. Put somebody in the hospital. [Yes]
55. Snuck into your room after being out. [Yes]
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. [Yes]
57. Dressed punk. [Yes]
58. Dressed goth. [Yes]
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race. [Yes]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%

61. Avoided somebody. [Yes]
62. Been stalked. [Yes]
63. Stalked someone. [Yes] Was after the fuckers head
64. Met a celebrity. [Yes]
65. Played an instrument. [Yes]
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself accidentally. [Yes]
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. [Yes]
70. Been to a wild party. [Yes] 2 hours then the cops broke it up

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 32%

71. Got caught stealing something. [Yes]
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [Yes]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. [Yes]
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. [Yes]
75. Got arrested. [Yes]
76. Been pregnant. Only add a yes if you include knocking someone up
77. Babysat. [Yes]
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. [Yes]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 26%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [Yes]
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. [Yes]
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. [Yes]
85. Sat on your butt all day. [Yes]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. [Yes]
87. Had a job. [Yes]
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. [Yes]
89. Been called a whore. [Yes]
90. Danced like a whore. [Yes]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 15%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident. [Yes]
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. [Yes]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. [Yes]
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. [Yes]
97. Been rejected. [Yes]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. [Yes]
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [Yes]
100. Been raped. [Yes] And thus my fearof Viagra
PERCENTAGE TOTAL: 7%

7% virgin, Not so innocent now am I?

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:icon666holly:
hey new profile aye?

how goes it
:icon666holly:
me and amelia are over, :shrug: been better, i just came off of being drunk and high for 6 days straight no brakes so trying to ajust to sober living. maybe i'm meant to be alone, you ever wonder that if maybe some people just aren't meant to be with someone........i really loved her damo.
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Thanks for the watch!
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Heya! Aussi! What state ya from buddy?

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